The out of body experience a seasoned gooner achieves after 100 days and 100 nights of sleepless edging
by King Gon May 21, 2024
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by King Gon May 22, 2024
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That one unemployed friend who does bugger all, just sits around the house all day gooning while still getting paid by the government (Centrelink).
That one unemployed friend who does bugger all, just sits around the house all day gooning while still getting paid by the government (Centrelink).
“How’s work going mate?”
“No work, just living off GoonPay”
“Can’t wait until my GoonPay comes through, gonna spend it all on smoko and a slab of piss”
“Hey Gazza, are you going out with us tonight?”
“Can’t mate, my GoonPay ran out”
“No work, just living off GoonPay”
“Can’t wait until my GoonPay comes through, gonna spend it all on smoko and a slab of piss”
“Hey Gazza, are you going out with us tonight?”
“Can’t mate, my GoonPay ran out”
by GoonMan69 April 17, 2025
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