When Goofy, from famous cartoon Mickey Mouse, has sex with you while you are sleeping.
"GAWRSH, I just Goofed this girl and she never woke up! Goofy Gang"
by Goofy Lover April 16, 2019
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When you are too fucked up to know what you are doing.

Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.
Lieyah was so goofed last night that she had to remember to breathe in and breathe out.
by Jballa February 24, 2014
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The word goof means your basiaclly every bad word in the book. You have done wrong. Once your labelled as a goof, your better off relocating to a new city, it might be so bad, you might as well move right out of the counrty.
I can't believe John gave the police a statement, we knew him since we were in pajamas and now he wants to sell us out like that. He is a fucking goof, and he better get the fuck out of dodge before he catches the bullet train.
by Rob L September 19, 2006
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Slamming an entire can of an energy drink in a matter of seconds.
I don't know how I'm gonna go out tonight, I better get goofed before hand!
by chris.com January 21, 2010
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A goof is a like saying you’re funny, a joker, jester, a laughing stock, comedian, one who makes others laugh
ya fuckin goof
by anamda October 21, 2019
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When you ain’t fuckin around about some shit. Synonym of “no cap” or “no joke”.
No goof, bro, shawty swallowed my dick AND balls.
by YoureGonnaKnowMe March 26, 2020
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a goof is a child molester in prison that likes little boys , they are usually murdred or beaten into comas.
to bag a goof gets glory and rewards.
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