Goofed

When Goofy, from famous cartoon Mickey Mouse, has sex with you while you are sleeping.

"GAWRSH, I just Goofed this girl and she never woke up! Goofy Gang"

by Goofy Lover April 15, 2019

Goofed

When you are too fucked up to know what you are doing.

Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.

Lieyah was so goofed last night that she had to remember to breathe in and breathe out.

by Jballa March 2, 2014

goof

The word goof means your basiaclly every bad word in the book. You have done wrong. Once your labelled as a goof, your better off relocating to a new city, it might be so bad, you might as well move right out of the counrty.

I can't believe John gave the police a statement, we knew him since we were in pajamas and now he wants to sell us out like that. He is a fucking goof, and he better get the fuck out of dodge before he catches the bullet train.

by Rob L September 19, 2006

Goofed

Slamming an entire can of an energy drink in a matter of seconds.

I don't know how I'm gonna go out tonight, I better get goofed before hand!

by chris.com January 21, 2010

no goof

When you ain’t fuckin around about some shit. Synonym of “no cap” or “no joke”.

No goof, bro, shawty swallowed my dick AND balls.

by YoureGonnaKnowMe March 26, 2020

goof

A goof is a like saying you’re funny, a joker, jester, a laughing stock, comedian, one who makes others laugh

ya fuckin goof

by anamda October 21, 2019

goof

a goof is a child molester in prison that likes little boys , they are usually murdred or beaten into comas.

to bag a goof gets glory and rewards.

by alyson wilcox (corrections student) May 13, 2005