monkey goodness

Vaginal secretions of an aroused woman

After we humped my thigh was wet with her monkey goodness.

by dr. brown January 1, 2006

goodesness

good flavor for a food

omg this pizza is goodesness

by RogerLuvYou January 20, 2021

Hurtful Goodness

It hurts and feels good at the same time.

My boyfriend gave me hurtful goodness while he was hitting it from the back.

by WhyTiaJustStopit December 18, 2022

oh my goody good goodness

when something is extremely silly or bizarre

did he really just do that, oh my goody good goodness!

by sneakyern October 6, 2022

Oh My Goodness

Since men have terms such as spiderman, bloody snowball, and superman, we women decided that we need a sexual move of our own. An "Oh My Goodness" is while having sex in the missionary position, right before the male orgasms, the female punches the man in the face and yells "OH MY GOODNESS" one must make sure that the "OH MY GOODNESS" is yelled in a high pitch scream. Hey if they can cum on our back and then punch us in the head, why the heck cant we punch them in the face before they cum?

I decided to hook up with my ex boyfriend and to use this move. My ex boyfriend always makes a crazy face before he cums. I knew this so I wanted us to have sex in the missionary position. Right as he was making the face, I punched him in the nose and yelled "OH MY GOODNESS!"

by Bree Allison Karissa January 14, 2008

The Special Goodness

The side band of the drummer of Weezer-Pat Wilson and the drummer of Offspring-Atom Willard.

Their latest cd was titled "Land, Air, Sea" and was amazing!

Pat plays the guitar and sings, while Atom plays the drums, and at the moment Scott Shriner (bassist of Weezer) is filling in on bass.

guy: hey, are you a weezer fan?
girl: oh yeah totally!
guy: yeah! how do you like pat's side band-The Special Goodness?
girl:pat...pat who? Huh?
guy: the drummer of weezer's side band is called the special goodness.
girl: oh...nope. wanna make out though?
guy: psshhh you n00b! no way

by Becca December 13, 2004

Goodness Gracious Packolacious

Goodness Gracious Packolacious is used as a phrase to show extreme shock in a joking manor.

"Goodness Gracious Packolacious! That's so mean!"

by Low self esteem lord January 31, 2023