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Goldilocks

The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.
For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.
by Soviet.loli March 19, 2018
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goldilocking

Gauging or planning something realistically by taking into account both any inclination towards unwarranted precision or detail and towards any tendency of wild guessing or wishful thinking.
Try goldilocking your workload to keep both your engagement and your sanity.
by MiddleoftheRoad March 28, 2023
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gaming goldilocks

If you try to hard on a game you are called a sweat but when you don't try enough you are called trash the gaming goldilocks is a zone in the middle of these two things called casual gaming
“I got called a sweat at a game then called trash what do i do?”
“Try in the middle its called the gaming goldilocks
by Pineapple tastes awful June 14, 2021
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Goldilocks zone

'Goldilocks zone', a suburb that holds some of the most expensive houses in all of Jamaica.
I am going to build a house in the Goldilocks zone in Jamaica it is a very nice area with beautiful homes.
by Tyflocorp March 11, 2019
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Reverse Goldilocks

Is when you pee inside of a girls, vagina or butt and let her squirt it back out back all over your body
I was with her last night and we did the Reverse Goldilocks move for the first time
by Raw_meat1992 March 13, 2023
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