goldfish

Women who look totally gnarly in the morning, nothing like they did the night before. Comes from the look of sunken eye sockets and makeup-less eyes making them bulge out of the head like goldfish.

"Veronica has a tight body, but damn! She's such a goldfish in the morning."

by Sugarpuss December 9, 2008

Goldfished

*When your online date is much more attractive than her pictures suggest she is.

*The opposite of being catfished

"Dude I was goldfished , the girl I saw last night was so much more prettier than her picture!"

by LankanWriter March 6, 2017

goldfish

To practice a drill or to play against a very easy opponent, so easy you might as well be playing against nobody at all.

"Wow, Corey just got 300 passing yards in that game against Miami!"
"Yeah, but Miami can't defend a passing game to save their lives. He was just goldfishing out there"

by J. Raja September 22, 2005

goldfish

someone who doesn't matter, a boyfriend

Lambo- Hey girl, you are super times can I holla at you?

Co Co Pipes- I'm sorry I have a boyfriend.

Lambo- Oh, I have a goldfish.

Co Co Pipes - what?

Lambo - Oh I thought we were on the subject of things that dont matter.

by Co Co Pipes September 30, 2010

goldfish

One who grows to fit their container

Like if you move into a new house, and you buy crap to fill all the rooms -- you're a goldfish. Totally.

by goldfish_enthusiast July 13, 2011

goldfish

A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.

So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.

by Zee January 24, 2005

Goldfishing

When a man masturbates, ejaculates skyward, and then attempts to catch his own airborne gob of semen in his mouth. This act is known as goldfishing for the manner in which a goldfish patiently awaits his feeding while swimming vertically, mouth ajar. Men who goldfish tend to be unpleasant, lonely, and simple human beings.

Man 1: Look at that hipster asshole slumped over drinking alone in the corner.

Man 2: Yeah, he definitely spends hours goldfishing.

by fishspotter January 24, 2012