Jake Goff

A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.

Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk

by graysondemos March 4, 2018

Goff

My teacher Mr. Goff

“Hey, who’s your teach”
“ I have Goff”

by 💪💪💪 November 18, 2022

Goff

The sound you make when you take a dick in your throat with equal willingness and excitement

That girl really Goff'd my dick.

by Earlyfordinner1 August 26, 2022

Goff

A person that thinks their a goth not understanding any occult knowledge, gothic cathedral architecture and gnosis i.e knowledge based cerbral thought.

Wow, she plays the part well in her Halloween costume with fashionable cynicism- oh she's a Goff! He looks nice in full satanic regalia as he hurts others for drug and insecurity fund, oh he's a Goff.

by ZephyrCraft13 June 16, 2019

Seth Goff

Being a fat lard piece of shit

Your being a Seth Goff you nigger

by stevenisalegend7 April 30, 2025

Goff in the Chat.

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.

Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”

by Cap.eth February 2, 2022

Goff

To utterly collapse in the face of pressure. To fail to live up to even pedestrian expectations.

I goffed up that interview so bad. They asked such softball questions too.

by JordAx February 4, 2019