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Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.
My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.
by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018
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Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
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salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob
My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.
by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023
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superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.
I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.
by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008
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gobbstopper

the action of fucking a girl in her pussy while in the missionary position and placing both of your balls in her ass and continue to fuck her!
while mike was fucking in the missionary position he gave me the gobbstopper and i loved it!
by herms0001 August 5, 2012
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Everlasting Gobbstopper

An everlasting gobbstopper is that little bit of mucus or smegma a person gets stuck in there teeth after oral sex so they taste it for hours or days.
Dammit Janet , I 've had this Everlasting Gobbstopper for two days, you need to wash your pussy next time.
by MadiLush July 10, 2016
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