Midwestern Goodbye

A cultural phenomenon wherein a group of Midwesterners, after gathering for an event, like say a meal at restaurant, spend nearly as much time in the establishment's parking lot as they did sharing the meal saying their goodbyes. News tidbits not discussed previously are shared, plans for future gatherings are made, things are borrowed, given, and returned. After the conversation, the group moves to a round of hugs, and not infrequently, impromptu plans are made on the spot to meet at one of the guest's homes to continue the gathering, after which the cycle repeats.

"Honey, I thought you said you'd be home by dark and now it's 11pm!?"

"Sorry, Hun, me and the boys got caught up in a Midwestern Goodbye and we all ended up at Jake's for beers in his living room."

by HeyDuckyDiddle February 20, 2022

Hey, That's Pretty Good!

An exclamation that was originally used by idubbbztv on a video on TVFilthyFrank's channel. The phrase has spread rapidly through the internet, and idubbbz himself gets annoyed when other people say it.

Papa Franku: What do you boys think?
idubbbz: Hey, that's pretty good!
Others: *laughing*

by randommemeguyidek June 7, 2016

Westwood Goodbye

The act of falling asleep while receiving fellatio. It is the antithesis of a Brentwood Hello.

That chick sucked my dick last night, but she was so bad that I ended up giving her a Westwood Goodbye.

by Eighteen Dummy August 25, 2016

A good seeing to

A good, hard, fuck.

"Kascia seems grumpy"
"I think she needs a good seeing to."

by jacken14u June 9, 2014

MR Stark I don't feel so good

What one says when you know you fading away into dust due to the fact a purple douchebag gathered up all the infinity rocks brought to the galaxy by the big bang.

Mr Stark I don't feel so good , I don't feel so good.........
Brian: Yo this movie is so sad.
Raúl: Holy shit this movie is kinda better than Shrek 2.

by Mexican Thanos be like Órale June 3, 2018

Good at everything

That one guy in every group who apparently excels at every aspect of life, from picking up girls to academics and sports.

After losing 9 games of pool badateverything challenges goodateverything for a game of darts. Badateverything loses that too.

Badateverything: Is there nothing you're not fucking good at ?
Goodateverything: Na bro superior genes, I'm good at everything.

by ballbrain December 26, 2011

Jewish Goodbye

People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet

"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."

by Skotreeseonce October 6, 2015