Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”
by ITakeBenadryl August 9, 2021
Get the glorified drug dealer mug.glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022
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by axel rose July 13, 2023
Get the Goatified mug.A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.
"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."
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Troy yelled out “you Glorified Cunt Fuck” as he busted his knuckles when the wrench slipped off the bolt.
by Strikermafia December 4, 2024
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