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Glued-hoes

When all your hoes are glued to your side
Damn I got all these glued-hoes.
by Gluedhoes123 December 25, 2018
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glued and screwed

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."
by maffison Herman March 9, 2021
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National Glu Day

April 2nd is considered by many as Glu Day, where we glu-glu today all day!
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.
“Today is National Glu Day, so we must glu glu gluuu all day!”

“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”

1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”

“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”
by DucANH2409_GluGlu April 7, 2024
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Glued

If you have ejaculated on to your or your partners non-shaved genital area and couldn’t wipe it off ,it dries up sticking hairs together like glue.
My girl was pissed that she got Glued after she had to leave my place after my parents walked in.
by Qui-Den August 23, 2021
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glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.
Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.
by jaun james June 3, 2021
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Glued

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face while taking a hot shower, in which the hot water turns the cum into a rubber cement like substance.
"Man, this chick was giving me dome in the shower, and right before I came. I pulled out and came on her face. She got totally glued"
by Goose208 February 7, 2017
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Glus

A green sticky mucuous substance oozing from an infected vagin, or bussy if you're so inclined.
Man 1 "ay man how'd it go last night?"
Man 2: "not good, my dick got a serving of glus from tip to shaft"
Man 1: "un bruh momento numero dos"
by PlattPacc September 6, 2021
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