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gleet

British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.
Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
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Glecto

When you tear ass or fart into someones mouth while they are sleeping. A full glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, and fart into it. A full stealth glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, fart into it, and they don't wake up.
Dude your breath smells like you got a glecto last night. Hey phil, russ passed out early... lets give him a glecto!
by GT215-TeachinNiggas January 26, 2009
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Glester

A "Glester" is the act in which one man can over comsume alcohol in a short period of time which can lead to the following: Disturbing the peace, drunken stupers, debauchery, and most notably and dangerously...gloopers
"Man, I hope we don't get Glester'd tonight, I think I'm going to lock the door"
by DaPacman February 27, 2009
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gleet

A technique of spitting that creates a jet of saliva to come through one's incisors (the top two front teeth) and project a considerable distance, usually at a target.
The two children competed to see who could gleet on Jane first.
by ICUMedic May 9, 2004
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Glecture

A lecture that is intended to heap on guilt, a guilt trip and lecture in one.
My mom totally manipulated me with one of her classic glectures.
by Froolie July 11, 2021
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grectyl

That dude's grectyl is the size of a mail box.
by Johnny T March 12, 2004
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glacticfairway

The act of blowing your load on a girls ass cheeks while wearing a space helmet and yelling "Houston we have landed"
I knew my brother had a glacticfairway when he went into his room with his girlfriend and later he yelled "Houston we have landed" then comming out wearing only his boxers & a space helmet.
by spongbob's penis March 30, 2015
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