Glazer

Someone who speaks cold hard facts.

A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.

"Wow he is so truthful and trustworthy, he is such a glazer"

by Supper lord grape November 28, 2024

Kendrick Glazer

Another word for Nathan

Nathan always be suckin Kendrick's cock
He's such a Kendrick Glazer

by YoMama69696969696969696966969 December 3, 2024

20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)

"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"

by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024

Glazer

The modern word for someone who is obsessed with another. If someone keeps complimenting another person, or idolises them and spends alot of time with them. Basically a teachers pet, but not always with a teacher

‘In the office, Kai is a glazer of the bosses, hoping for a raise’

by Somebodyx June 19, 2025

Nixon glazer

A girl named Salian that always come back to love a boy named Nixon after they broke up like up 7 times

Ur dateing Nixon again. u are a Nixon glazer

by Nigsigtanman August 5, 2025

Chad Glazer

Aka black pill guys who "worship" Chad. They think that if you're not a "Chad", you can't/won't get a girlfriend.

Man, that guy is such a Chad Glazer. He worships "Chad" and thinks that's all it takes to get women.

by Enko247 September 8, 2025

Glazer

Someone who is named Carson.

D1 Glazer

Carson is such a glazer

by browngirllovers September 24, 2025