Glasgow, Missouri

Worst shithole around. You aint shit unless you got the right last name. Nobody knows how to do anything but talk shit and spread thier legs. Full of dumbasses, druggies, and fat whores.

I hate Glasgow, Missouri.

by 420fvckyou420 February 5, 2018

Glasgow shower

To apply aerosol deoderant to one's pits and bits in order to avoid the necessity of coming into contact with water or, indeed, soap.

Christ! I've pulled and I've only had a Glasgow shower! D'you think she'll notice?quick pssst

by Das Unterweger October 25, 2007

Glasgow Kiss

To headbutt someone

"Yeah, i so gave her a "Glasgow Kiss""

by durpyderpadurpd January 1, 2012

Glasgow Special

The "Glasgow Special" is essentially a donkey punch, with the variation of using a glass bottle instead of a fist to deliver the blow to the back of the head.

Tom: Will you Glasgow Special me please?

by Mendax June 23, 2014

New Glasgow

A nice town in Nova Scotia. Part of pictou county, which has the most pizza places per capita in the world. Divided in west side, east side, north and south ends.

Woman: Where can we get some good pizza?
Man: New Glasgow!

by chilldog April 20, 2011

New Glasgow

A shit town in northern-Nova Scotia filled with demented snobs. If you live in New Glasgow you're either extremely rich or extremely poor. Full of Scottish idiots.

Hi, I'm a rich prep from the West side New Glasgow, I live in a huge mansion and wear american eagle and too much eyeliner.

by dan334 June 11, 2006

glasgow shower

Where someone doesn't shower and just covers up there B.O with deodrant.

Fuck me Binnys had a glasgow shower!

by Chav_until_i_die May 14, 2006