Titular glands

Tits - generally use in a context where “Titular glands” covers up the directness of “tits.” Maybe make a school teacher google titular glands?

“Sir, can we learn about titular glands?”
“What are titular glands”
“Google it, it’s hard to explain which is why I want to learn about it”

by s.ausage April 2, 2020

Glans Trender

Spoonerism of the word Transgender. A Sex Change Artiste. A Gender - any, all, or none - Faddist.

Glans is a sexual organ (i.e. penis, vagina) - Trender is a follower of fads = Glans Trender is a Gonad Fashionista.

Pat is such a glans trender ever since her/his second sex-change mulligan.

by Bob Who September 16, 2019

fogiggly glands

the special places that, when poked, make you go "heeheehee"
also the glands that make you laugh
usually located on the sides, under the arms

"aaaahhhaahahahahahaahahaha!! my fogiggly glands!!1~!"

by james taylor stretch November 9, 2006

Steven Glansberg

Someone who sits alone at lunch while there are tons of other places to sit

Look over there it's Molly Hodson pulling a Steven Glansberg

by farve989 December 16, 2009

glandscaping

When you shave the area around your anus.

I gotta do some glandscaping to get my body ready for summer!

by hot bacon butthole July 7, 2015

Glauser

A self-proclaimed frisbee god

"That arrogant bastard! He thinks he's such a Glauser!"

by Puto November 17, 2003

glansfly supreme

to lie underneath one's mosquito net and smother one's glans with jam. then holding the foreskin (if any) pulled back, remove the net thus allowing a myriad of flies to enter and suck the jam from the glans until a climax is reached.

alec hated the hot steamy nights until kevin introduced him to glansfly supreme

by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003