by hsoms rob May 16, 2019
Get the girl scout salad mug.An eight-story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era. The Girl Scout is commonly seen selling cookies for about treefiddy, or $3.50 to unsuspecting civilians.
Chef's dad:
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
by IDoThings October 11, 2019
Get the Girl Scout mug.by SUMFURRYTHING September 20, 2022
Get the Girl scout mug.The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.
Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.
by von groovy July 31, 2024
Get the girl scout cookie selectivity mug.by NikDor August 23, 2008
Get the Peace out Girlscout mug.Young Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: Would you like to buy a girlscout cookie?
passerby: Are they made with real Girlscouts?
Toung Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: (puzzled expression) No...?
Passerby: Then I don't want any. By the way, is your Mom training you to be a prostitute?
passerby: Are they made with real Girlscouts?
Toung Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: (puzzled expression) No...?
Passerby: Then I don't want any. By the way, is your Mom training you to be a prostitute?
by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008
Get the Girlscout Cookie mug.Dude: My GF got a girlscout uniform and we're gonna get it on!!
Friend: Right on dude! (High Five) You're gonna get some Girlscout Nookie!!
Friend: Right on dude! (High Five) You're gonna get some Girlscout Nookie!!
by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008
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