Giraffing

When a short person tops a tall person.

Kyle and jermey were giraffing last night. It sounded so awkward.

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Giraffemappoofy

A wild beast. A snail like body, a really long neck and a map carved into his skull. Some unique species have colorful dots in their entire body.

If I had my mother my father and a giraffemappoofy in the same room and had a gun with three bullets, I would shoot my mother my father and myself.

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To party with gratitude & joy. To celebrate life.

Look at that crew over there Giraffing around, they look so happy. I wish I enjoyed life that much.

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When you mix a giraffe, a unicorn, and a pegasus. The ultimate animal hybrid.

This weekend, I'm going to the park. I hope to see a giraficornisus! They are my favorite animals.

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Slang for being super high. "I'm high as giraffe pussy."

"Damn dude I can barely concentrate I'm so giraffeinated."

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The act of VIOLENTLY shitting on the toilet so hard that a pattern emerges on the back of the bowl

Dude I had too much taco bell im giraffing

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