gibberfingers

When you type to fast and what you mean to type comes out as gibberish.

Alternatively, when one hand is off position by one key on the keyboard and you wind up typing gibberish.

"U webt ti tge nakk tidat."

"What?"
"Sorry I had gibberfingers."

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"I wanted to know if you wanatsad to go to the movies tonight."
"Typing too fast?"

"Yeah, I have gibberfingers."

by Nygmobblepot May 16, 2017

Gibbet

The gibbet or hanging cage was a ubiquitous sight throughout Europe. Made of slats of wood or iron, in myriad shapes and sizes, this device served as a simple punishment (the victim was displayed and eventually freed) or a slow, brutal execution (the victim was left to the elements, facing eventual death).
The bodies of executed highwaymen, covered in tar for preservation, were often displayed in these cages along rural routes. It was thought that this presentation would deter other thieves.

The murderer was put into a gibbet and was left there for life.

by Another Brick In The Wall May 11, 2009

Gobble Gobble

A greeting used by management to inform employees that they need to work harder to out perform their coworkers as people will fired.

"Gobble Gobble" Anonymous CEO in a message to all employees after the initial round of layoffs

by c_ash November 30, 2022

Seedy gobble

One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.

Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble

I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!

I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.

by BennyB January 16, 2013

Gibbed

v. past-tense, To be killed and to have body explode into multiple pieces.

Holy crap, did you see him get gibbed when that grenade blew up below his feet?!

by Hypereia October 11, 2007

Gobbledy-Gook

Gibberish; just plain nonsense.

You don't need to tell me all that gobbledy-gook.

by Koelli July 4, 2010

Gooble Gobble

A nonsensical phrase that found it's origin in the film "Freaks" (1932). In the movie it is chanted by geniune deformed people at a wedding ceremony.

I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.

Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".

"We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!" (Repeat)

by Jonathan L. Waldman May 15, 2005