technical guruji

You sub him only for the giveaways and his wealth

Person : what's his financial state
Other person : Bruh, he is the next technical guruji.

by CoolHarry830 October 9, 2020

College Party Guru

The College Party Guru is the king of college partying. He knows all the drinkings games that will mess you fast and is the best dressed at every theme party. If you are the most knowledgeable, the Guru, at partying in college then this is you!

Look at the College Party Guru doing a keg stand.

by KingCPG November 12, 2011

SAS Guru

An expert in Sarcasm And Sardonism.
A person who ridicules others for their own personal enjoyment.
A person with low esteem who picks on the stupidity of others & refers to them as a cretin.

SAS Guru - I am very successful because I have a proper degree from a proper university - you are poor because you have facial warts & went to a poly.

by CUKKER April 20, 2012

guruchild

The funniest comedian on the Internet.

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom

by Matt March 11, 2003

Gunt Guru

People who commonly sleep with women who bear a gunt.

Dave really likes fat chicks, thats three in the last week he's pulled, he really is becoming a Gunt Guru.

by Bob spelt backwards is...boB June 9, 2006

jai guru deva om

From the ancient Saskrit language.

It means "Victory to God Devine", most accurately. "OM" is the vibration of the universe, with which one who meditates desires to be in tune.

Most popularly:
Jai guru deva OM
nothing's gonna change my world

by nicolear November 5, 2007

zelda guru

One who has a thorough knoledge of the Zelda game series and all related material.

Man! nat's such a zelda guru that she knows the names and background of all the sages! but why does she have Link's face on her blow up doll?

by Andy xyxy September 22, 2006