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Gertrude

A nasty back porch living rat breeding McDonald's working lesbian porn watching b**** is a Gertrude
Gertrude says..Ain't that right George!! Just like you like it ain't that right Billy
by Ethen Ken Randall November 27, 2022
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dirty Gertrude

When you the ugly girl, but in a condom stick it in her nose, pop it, then rip a fat ass fart in her mouth and shit on her face
God damn dude, I can’t believe you gave her a “dirty Gertrude
by Daddy Cuh October 2, 2022
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Gertrude

Gertrude, the tree that survived the horrific war between the Gertrude and the compasses. Fighting courageously to the death. Gertrude was a tree admired by all human beings especially the Stephanies. Gertrude is still living on although will be forever wounded, it’s fate set in stone by the outrageous compasses.
Look there they are, Gertrude
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Gertrude Mcfuzz

The best character in Seusical the musical, everyone’s favorite! She is a bird who is bullied for her one feather tail, so she takes pills to make it better. She wants to impress Horton the elephant so she tries her hardest to save him from harm. In the end she adopts horton’s baby and they raise it together.
Person: did you see Liv play Gertrude Mcfuzz in the musical?

Person: oh yes she was my favorite!

Person: I hated that guy who played Horton tho
by Wuhluhwuh2001 April 13, 2025
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Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex
Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?
by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025
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Gertruding

When something is slimy and repulsing
My gooche has been sweating all day, I for sure am gertruding

This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding
by Big Dick Mikey March 30, 2024
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