Geometry

An idiotic class with no real point. The Pythagorean Theorem is a very good example. You know, A squared plus B squared equals SUCKS.

Geometry is often taught by ugly old men with gray hair.

by Kitkatbar November 4, 2007

geometry

1. n. An exotic form of torture
2. v. To impose geometric reasoning upon one's student or advisary.

1. n. I had to go to geometry at 8:00 in the morning. I think I'll kill myself now.
2. v. My geometry teacher geometried me. It hurt.

by bill November 19, 2002

Geometry dash

It’s a game that makes people cry

I JUST FUCKING DIED AT 96% ON SUBSONIC IN GEOMETRY DASH

by pokimanebodypillow October 17, 2019

geometry

the most awful class you will ever take. it's so pointless, there is no use for it in the real world. it is basically torture and it's guarenteed to bring down your beloved GPA. even if you were great in algebra, it's still very easy to fail this miserable class.

I'm failing geometry!

by omg i hate geometry January 2, 2008

Geometry Class

This is where you learn about numerous boring things like SOH-CAH-TOA, the Pythagorean Theorem, and dumb ass postulates, among other things that you will have to learn throughout the year-or years of you being in geometry. It is very amusing, though. Sometimes, the girls and boys like to bring used condoms and tampons to class and drop them on her floor so they can brag that they are doing it or just got their period. Then, we get this whole BIG lecture about human sexuality, STDs, and the female reproductive system.

Teacher: "It's okay if you're having sex, but do you all have to show it, especially in Geometry Class? Can't you wait until health or something?"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"

by DudeIMJustKiddingLOLJKJKJKJK January 16, 2011

Geometry Wars

1. A great game on the Xbox Live Arcade. First premiered in PGR3 but then developed due to popularness.

2. It's slang for getting high. Due to the colorful lights that rapidly move, it'sa great activity while baked.

1. I think i'll buy Geometry wars from the Xbox Live Arcade.

2. How about we go "Play some Geometry Wars" in the garage?

by Alec and Ryan! May 30, 2009

Geometry

The result of mathematicians being bored as shit so they create worthless stuff like postulates and theorems and fucking horrible proofs that are meant to fail the fuck out of high school students.

Fuck.
I have a geometry test that decides whether I pass the class or not.
Fuck.

by Opinionated Webster July 13, 2016