naval gazing 

The practice of quipping faux-intellectual droppings, ideally on Twitter by influential tech people. Utterances should have a healthy mix of sociology, anthropology, technology, and why yes, cryptocurrency bullshit. It is named after a certain venture capitalist.

- Did you see his latest tweet? He is at it again. "The past was democracy. The future is meritocracy. Blockchain is Lydia".
- His naval gazing is just too much, man.

naval gazing by someone-over-the-rainbow July 31, 2018

Grundle Gazing 

When someone repetitively gazes at your groin area.

Hey bro, did you see that girl over there? She was totally grundle gazing me.

Grundle Gazing by ThotDestroyer3000 September 16, 2018

Navel-Gazing 

A slang term describing the act of taking a long period to think about one's thoughts & feelings, or focus on one specific topic.

Essentially, thinking really deeply and seriously about something, including yourself or others.

Shaun was so busy navel-gazing about the meaning of life that he didn't notice that the bus passed his stop.

Navel-Gazing by BlueCaptain August 19, 2013

Naval Gazing 

Noun: The semi-stupefied state that a boat owner falls into when the weather is sunny and the seas are calm, but they are stuck at work. Often, this state is punctuated by staring longingly out the nearest ocean-facing window. May also be seen in surfers stuck work while the waves are breaking.

Man, did you see Joe? He just got a new speedboat and was naval gazing all afternoon. I felt badly for the guy when the weather blew in.

Naval Gazing by Paradoxical Cat July 29, 2013

gazinta 

Generally. any device that goes into any other device. An electric plug goes into a wall outlet, a light bulb goes into a socket. The plug and the light bulb are gazintas.

"What's THAT?" "I dunno, I think it's a gazinta of some sort. Wonder where it goes?"

gazinta by zhrona June 13, 2009

penis gazing 

The act of looking over at someone's penis while using an adjacent urinal in the men's bathroom. See also penis gazer.

Example 1: Yo buddy, you can stop penis gazing any time now.

Example 2: That Porsche car club is primarily for penis gazing.

penis gazing by CJ DUB May 22, 2008

Naval gazing 

Excessive introspection.
Too into themselves to notice anyone else.

Doesn't even notice me. He's too busy naval gazing cause he's so in love with himself

Naval gazing by kimity May 20, 2009