This is an unplanned sexual act. It occurs when a man is about to lick a girls clit but when he gets his head down there the smell gags him and he can't do it. But he likes the girl and doesn't want to embarass her so he quickly jumps up and shoves his penis in here mouth yelling "I forgot, ladies first."
Warren had been planning to eat Samantha all week at the party because he knew a girl as fine as her had to taste sweet but when his head got down there he had to pull a Gaston Switch-a-rooh.
by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010
Get the Gaston Switch-a-rooh mug.This is a sexual act decision making device. Obviously you need a dartboard and darts. But you also need small pieces of paper with your favorite sexaul acts on it. The pieces of paper will be attached to the dartboard and your partner will throw a dart at the board to decide which sexaul act will be performed that evening. This also can be used for an entire weekend of fun or at an orgy.
Rebecca could not decide what she wanted Sean to do to her the Saturday before she married Tom so they played the Gaston Dart Game. Before the sun went down she had been hot carled, Cleveland Steamered, Strawberry Shortcaked, Tonya Danzad, Donkey Punched, and don the Alligator Fuckhouse 3 times. She had scares that make-up wouldn't hide and her vagania was bleeding profusely, but at least the concusion would make her forget Sean before she said "I Do" to Tom.
by hiemlich schlonge March 8, 2010
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A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.
by ben dyer April 23, 2006
Get the Gastroporn mug.When you put some pimp juice to any person place or thing you Gaston it. You essentially make something 20 times better. Just like Disney's Beauty and The Beast character Gaston: "No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston."
Carla: "That Mac and Cheese need something, girl."
Monica: Get's shredded cheese out of refrigerator and throws some on Mac and Cheese
Carla: "Now that is Gaston'd"
Monica: Get's shredded cheese out of refrigerator and throws some on Mac and Cheese
Carla: "Now that is Gaston'd"
by JDiddy2Pretty October 4, 2013
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by Desipida February 13, 2020
Get the Gaster mug.Dave was in a fender bender and broke off part of his bumper. Luckily, he had some Gastonia Chrome in his trunk and was able to put it back together. Looks good as new.
by The Kenno July 27, 2021
Get the Gastonia Chrome mug.1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. He’s lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.
by joseph blough July 6, 2023
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