Garnishable Ratio

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder

Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.

by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022

tarnished

burnt out or emotionally damaged

Who's that? She looks like she's been through some serious shit.
Lea? Oh yeah that she's been with over 3 different girls this year, she be tarnished af.

Ugh lesbians, we always get to carry emotional baggage after each relaitonship no wonder why we're tarnished.

by severecoffeeaddict June 2, 2022

Tarnished Markin

A person that looks up his username in Urban Dictionary.

i looked myself in Urban Dictionary.youre such a Tarnished Markin.

by toster from epipahany discord May 8, 2023

Tarnished

A woman in a lifeless, miserable, marriage usually only sustained by the wealth and status provided.

Jade: being a Tarnished wife isn't all that bad.

*as she weeps into her Rosea

by Pseudonym Mynoduesp November 24, 2023

Tarnished Sword

When a man's penis is covered in blood

Last night, she said it didn't matter and gave me a tarnished sword

by IsaacTheJames March 11, 2024

Garnishment

I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.

Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

Cinnabon garnish

When you fuck a girl all night , and nut on her face or tits. Looks like a glazed Cinnabon treat.

I fucked her doggy all night, then gave her the Cinnabon garnish.

by Mcgwicko September 5, 2016