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Gardening-Krueger Effect

The nightmare situation where a gardener cuts away at plants, killing them, convinced they know what's a weed and what's not, but they really have no clue, and don't even know that they don't know!

Note: This is a combination of gardening, the Dunning-Kruger effect which is when someone is ignorant about their own lack of knowledge so they don't even know what that don't know but think they know it all, and the Nightmare on Elm Street films featuring Freddy Krueger who kills people in their nightmare .
The garden was decimated by that idiot gardener who obviously suffers from the Gardening-Krueger Effect.

Why are all the tomato plants chopped up dead on the ground?

'Cuz that dude is a classic case of the Gardening-Krueger Effect in action.
by NeologianPJG April 28, 2021
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Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.
Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'
by twanggah March 18, 2010
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Friendly Gathering

F.G for short

where someone tries to cover up going on a date when saying they have only been on a "friendly gathering"
Trisha : so how was your date the other day with simon?
Jessie : NOOOO it wasnt a date it was just a friendly gathering
Trisha : yhh sure whatever ;)
by trillster July 10, 2009
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Tragic: The Garnering

The addictive game of cards in the videogame Fallout 2.

A parody on "Magic: The Gathering".
"Tragic: The Garnering is the most addictive thing since Jet." - Wooz
by Mathy Dunefarm February 18, 2009
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gibbering

To prattle and chatter unintelligibly, usally when feeling guilty or after some sort of wrongdoing
2 days after doing a runner from a taxi driver, his concience was finally pricked, until, like Hamlet's stepfather, he totters from the banquet, ghostly pale and gibbering with guilt!
by Sethmtut June 22, 2008
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gathering

A get-together called a 'gathering' instead of a party, just in case people don't turn up and it turns out to be.. well.. pretty dull.
We're having a gathering Saturday night. Wanna come?
by Bec December 13, 2003
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Youtube Gathering

When youtubers from around the world gather in a certain location to meet new youtubers. Usually happens on a date like 06/07/08, or 07/08/09.
Are you going to the Youtube Gathering on 789?

Yeah!
by alexxtomato April 25, 2009
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