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Galloping Gut Buster

When having sex, you decide to mix it up. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... Galloping Gut Buster. Similar to the raspberry torpedo.
Jamie: What's wrong Linda?
Linda: Ian did the galloping gut buster last night.... it hurts so much!
by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009
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Rampant Galloping Cock Rot

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.
Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.
by The Dalai Longer November 5, 2004
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take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.
Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007
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GALLOP SURVEY

The term used by fucktards when referring to a Gallup Poll.
(Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.

(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.
by ThaDuke April 1, 2010
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galloping piles

Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion
Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.
by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007
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Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016
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gallop!

Just an imperative verb of gallop, to show the need of a person, about other,s exercises of sport. When the person of wishes about this subject, is too pitying watching the solid fats around of the in front person, dropping in way!
I am the person always, saying gallop! to Sandy, my daughter, fast too normally, when I watch her sitting home-with.
by man!? July 7, 2017
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