gak

1) A popular Ardamian word describing certain gooey substances such as slime or bodily fluids except urine and blood.

2) Breathable ~. An Ardamian reference to the chemical Perflubron, prior to the knowledge of its proper name. Also "The Gak".

1) Disgusting, this text book has gak all over it!

2) We can use the Gak to prevent our astronauts from getting crushed by g-forces in acceleration.

by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004

gak

hippy term (possibly northern) for sweets, chocolate crisps etc.

Brett: I'm going to the shop, d'ya want anything?

Matt: yeah, bring me back some gak...

by smilash July 01, 2009

gak

semen; ejaculant; jism

Former President William J. Clinton left gak on Monica Lewinsky's dress.

by Ric August 06, 2004

gak

Similar to a circus "geek", a "gak" is a circus performer who sucks farts out of chickens.

It was amazing how the circus gak was able to withdraw flatulence from the hens and roosters.

by J.J.W. January 25, 2005

gak

cat or dog vomit

"What IS that over there on the carpet?"

"It kind of looks like cat gak..."

by bmyos February 26, 2012

gak

vaginal mucus

the smell of gak off yer one!

she emits a distinct aroma of cervical discharge..

by scabbard=mucus December 07, 2009

GAK!

1) Usually a form of displeasure, as if someone were to yoink the last chip and leave you with nothing

2) The funny sound people make RIGHT before vomiting.

(1a) "Gak! That's my chip bitch!"

(2a) "Oh man... GAK! (hurk)"

by Zhunter March 14, 2007