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totes ma goats

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool
Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!
by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009
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goatse.cx

by Joy December 19, 2003
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goatse man

More than a man; who, during a raid in Poland in 1942, couragously hid four Polish Jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.
"Quick, jump in my ass to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!"
by shoelace November 22, 2003
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sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

A song that some kid made using gen-alpha terminology. The song reflects what society has come to, and how much our species has devolved.

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

You're so skibidi
You're so fanum tax
I just wanna be your sigma
Friggin come here
Give me your Ohio
Person A: sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
Person B: shut the fuck up
by lesslie1 October 15, 2023
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360 goatscope

Licking something in mid air while doing a 360. Coined by twitch streamer Giantwaffle while playing the pc game "goat simulator".
"Dude, I totally 360 goatscoped a car yesterday!"
by $wag Daddy D May 12, 2014
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Ze Goats

When a group of males, preferably African, masturbate to a goat. This group will form a circle with the goat in the middle. Once the last male ejaculates, the Ze Goatsing ceremony will be over.
Me and the boys went out for drinks last night, after we went to Carter's place to Ze Goats.
by vindad July 13, 2017
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A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit
At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.
by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010
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