Glocktard

An individual who is utterly convinced that Glocks are the end-all-be-all of pistols. Will go on endlessly about how great Glock is, despite the fact that Glocks are cheaply-made, have terrible ergonomics, and will break and wear out much faster than they want to believe. Will turn into a complete asshole when presented with evidence that a 1911, SiG, H&K, Cz, or other weapon outperforms a Glock in any possible way. Very frequently found among (but not limited to) cops who never shot a pistol before being issued a Glock and have never or rarely shot anything else. Tend to get very embarrassed when they try out a non-Glock pistol and find that it's easier, more accurate, and more comfortable to shoot, and thus will often refuse to shoot something else when offered the chance.

Note: owning a Glock or liking Glocks does not make one a glocktard. To qualify as a glocktard, they must be downright GAY for black Tupperware guns and insistent that anybody who's not like them is a moron. Compare with SiGsucker, HKfag. Contrast with 1911 nut.

Guy 1: "That asshole won't shut up about his gay little Glock."
Guy 2: "I know. His shot groups are all over the place with that thing. I just kicked his ass with my 1911 at 25 yards, but he says my gun's a piece of shit."
Guy 1: "I outshot him with my XD, too, and he says we're retards and he's an expert."
Guy 2: "God, I fucking hate glocktard a!"

by yt45 November 14, 2014

I got a glock in my rari

A person who has a glock in his/her rari. They also have 17 shots wait no I mean 38.

P1: I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI
P2: 17 SHOTS NO 38!
P3: what are these idiots doing on my front lawn again.

by weeeeeeeeeewww October 9, 2022

Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

Gock

Combination of the words “girl” and “cock”, used in reference to a woman’s penis.

Girl: Ughhh, I hate that I have a gock. Even tho it’s small and most guys think it’s cute.

Guy: It’s okay, no need to be ashamed of having a gock. They’re just genitals.
Girl: You’re right! Thanks

by yikesChlobee October 21, 2021

gorocku

Shinto spirit of motorcycle mischief .

Gorocku guided my hand as I drilled holes into the muffler.

by babelthief June 1, 2017

ghock

(Geek + Hockey)
Someone who keeps up with the world of hockey.

Haley is such a ghock; she's betting that Vancouver will win.

by Sheltea September 25, 2011

pop the glock

a bad ass song by Uffie.

example on youtube. search pop the glock

by Sessee September 7, 2007