Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.
by Kag September 11, 2006
Get the Crunchy Granolamug. Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.
by EatAnytime December 13, 2017
Get the Granola Barmug. by JMGolden December 17, 2014
Get the Granola Dickmug. Granola girl is like a nature girl, but far hotter and actually about that life. She will ask if you wanna go camping in the middle of winter and be serious about it. Did I mention she’s really hot?
That girl asked me out last week but said she’d only go if we went hiking… serious granola girl vibes. Still gonna go though because she’s hot as hell.
by Yondilly January 31, 2022
Get the Granola Girlmug. Unpleasant gaseous side effect of eating granola. Flatulence specifically the result of consuming granola.
Although my daily diet of granola has reduced my cholesterol the resulting granola growls have caused the evacuation of my cubicle before lunch.
by Echor Ijneb June 22, 2009
Get the Granola Growlsmug. A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.
A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.
by Granola June 15, 2007
Get the granola crunchermug. A wacked out hippie who's brains were scrambled by psychadelic drugs. characterized by all of the following: dirty underwear, hairy legs, taking way too much LSD, and eating bean sprouts all day long.
1.) Dude, that chicks such a granola head.
2.) The band "The Queers" said being a granola head is just not cool.
2.) The band "The Queers" said being a granola head is just not cool.
by Matty Ice February 28, 2008
Get the granola headmug.