grandma

a woman who knits a lot, and wears cardingans every day.

grandma jewlery is a must. and they must know how to sew.

often picked on by others for being such a grandma.

usually grandmas are amandas.

grandmas love to make seductive and sexy faces.

grandmas usually have no friends.

omg that grandma is such a loser and she has no friends.

look at that grandma.

by poopie1223445559999 January 5, 2011

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That creepy old hag that lives under your bed and kills all your pets and comes out once every 100 moons to rape you buy her skin is just peeling off and you scream in pain because she has a penis on her back and a vagina on her head...

Wow you totally saw and got grandma

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Grandma

The family member you think about when trying to get rid of an erection.

"Hey, how do I get rid of this raging boner I have?"

"Just think of your naked Grandma and that baby will disappear in no time."

by Bored on a Friday night September 4, 2016

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New York City underground drug slang used to refer to cocaine. Usually used in the context when describing the severity of a "comedown". Also used contextually in public, using metaphorical references pertaining to a grandmother, but reffering to cocaine usage.

Wow. Grandma was such a bitch last night! She promised love and her cookies, but when I tried to go to sleep she kept banging pans in the other room. That bitch kept me up all night. Grandma is a dirty bitch from hell!

by VinSprinkles May 12, 2011

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