i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.

"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."

by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022

Gooned out

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

by Ultbator August 20, 2019

göofelmâcher

A curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents.

Put a göofelmâcher on that box!

by Red Goat February 9, 2013

Goofenthol

Hank Hill's term for Methadone

I'm not going to work with someone all hopped up on Goofenthol!

by oliver hart August 7, 2009

goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

Gooped and Gagged

When a situation is shocking and you are left speechless.

Or

If a situation situation is nasty and you were left disgusted.

Did you hear what Thomas said. I was gooped and gagged.

by Esquared August 17, 2020