Sloppy Guiseppe

The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.

Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"

by Smiffo November 7, 2018

screaming guiseppe

A homeless dude that goes around shoving his dick in other homeless people. He has a retarded laugh mixed of snorting and dying so beware.

dude look at that screaming guiseppe

I just pulled a screaming guiseppe

by meaty360 June 22, 2022

Guiseppe's

generic term for a bad italian restaurant, especially the kind frequented customers whose taste buds cannot abide even a single flake of pepper or spice

named after the italian restaurant in Lady and the Tramp

Our boss made reservations at the grossest Italian joint in town. That place is a real Guiseppe's. I got the worst ever case of Montezuma's revenge

by Feed-me-seymour February 16, 2010

Giuseppa

A person who is kind and friendly and always is the one to ask if you’re ok when you’re feeling down. Giuseppa probably feels the same way but still will always make sure everybody around her is ok. She is also hilarious and has a great sense of humour that will make you crack up any day. If you are friends with a Giuseppa consider yourself extremely lucky as she will be one of your best friends ever.

Person 1: aw man I’m feeling a bit down today

Person 2: have you seen Giuseppa? She’s always one to cheer you up!

by Freddy Madrid January 23, 2020

Giuseppino

An Italian name which means small penis, in ancient indian language.

person 1: you see that guy? he probably has a giuseppino
person 2: probably

by Baguette master November 9, 2020

Dirty Guiseppe

A dirty Guiseppe is when you curl your hair and open them up to the sides. Than you put on some white makeup and a red nose so you look like a clown.
Than you have sex with a girl and cum all over here face and spread it all over so she gets that white makeup to.

I gave Andrea a dirty Guiseppe last night.

by Somebod1267 July 5, 2020

giuseppina

An oldie. This person is usually very sickly and disturbed. They like to lick buns and are typically furry. They usually have dumbness associations and shots as well as ice cubes in her pants. They make weird noises and are extremely annoying. She is typically very hairy and has a male complexion. She can be strict.

“Look it’s a very hairy girl, it must be a giuseppina!”

by JaydenSenjohn June 3, 2018