Gasparino

Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.

Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her

by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

Gasplighting

When you are dying of Covid, but you want to convince people that you are as healthy as you were 20 years ago.

President Trump was gasplighting the nation with his manly stamina and indomitable immune system via an onslaught of self-indulgent, faux-patriotic, poorly edited propaganda, but all anyone noticed was him struggling to breathe.

by Bogrimm October 5, 2020

Gaspard Ulliel

1. Actor
2. Model
3. French
4. Adorable
5. Sexiest man alive!!!

Gaspard makes me gasp hard.

Je t'aime Gaspard Ulliel!!!

by Ahtmanas December 29, 2008

Gasphetti

An exclamation of surprise when served pasta for the second or subsequent meal running.

Also the sound of the sharp intake of breath that can be heard when Hetty enters the room bearing pasta.

Also the inspiration behind the once-furious drumming by Robert Wyatt (as detailed in a story on the liner notes of Matching Mole's Little Red Record: ('....The warriors drew their breath sharply. It was Hette....')

1: Ma: "Hello, kids! Guess what's for dinner? Your favorite pasta."
Kid: "Gasphetti, Ma! We had pasta for breakfast and lunch already!"

by fronkzippo January 23, 2010

gaspulating

Malding at an extreme level

Stop gaspulating

This man is gaspulating

by NRH_Cam December 18, 2021

Gaspard

Gaspard is perfect; sexy, hot and, charming. He is romantic and caring for the person he loves. He will sometimes not be aware about what he says but don’t worry, he actually cares about you. He is the perfect guy for you!

Random person: I need someone who actually cares about me not some random jerk!

Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!

Random person: You are tru thank you so much!

by RandomGirl999 July 19, 2019

gaspulating

a synonym for malding, mostly used by legionares to make people mald

DAIM that Divinity member is gaspulating

by Fliqy December 18, 2021