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Andres garcia

Andres is the most handsome guy ever. he is outgoing, smart, so so funny, loving, caring, and dumb, and he is everything a girl can wish for. he is so funny he can make you laugh by not even trying. Andres is tall and has such beautiful eyes that I could stare at for hours, Andres has nice smooth silky hair that he likes to fix every second so it doesn't go "flat", Andres has the nicest lips you could ever see and feel, Andres has the most soothing calming voice. you could listen to his voice for hours and not get annoyed or tired of it. He is a tough guy to love but deep down he has the biggest heart ever. Andres is everything a girl can want. He loves to go to the gym so much. When you look into his eyes you could sorta feel the warmth of him just by staring into his eyes. And his touch could give you butterflies because of how SEXY he is. He is the most good-looking man I've laid eyes on. He always smells so good. He has the biggest heart even if he doesn't show it sometimes. He's the most perfect person ever, i wouldn't trade him for anything in the world i love him.
"Wow i wish i was like Andres Garcia."
by RnsDestiny September 19, 2022
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hector garcia

Hector Garcias are generally an over affectionate bro, hands are either on you or down his pants. Most often Hectors tend to be shorter in stature; most of their activities consist of "pumping and humping". Constantly walk like either someone shit in their cereal or they are on a mission to find a way to expand the hole on their GTA V discs.
Look at that Hector Garcia shoving his pork sword through the hole of his GTA V disc!!!
by Mr. Bills November 22, 2013
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Leo Garcia

loyal, always there to help out others in need. Very sexually driven and always looking for ways to please his significant other. Likes to party with good friends and take care of his family. Most of all is very competitive and one sexy mexican.............
by leottis February 3, 2010
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Mr. Garcia

That pervert science teacher that everyone hates and he likes girls name Morgan, or any girls in general. He always sends people out and doesn't care unless your name is Morgan.
Nick: OMG is that the Pervert Mr. Garcia
Morgan: Yes I think hes in love with me
by im idek March 21, 2020
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cherry garcia

a beautiful ice cream flavor named after the lead singer of the grateful dead
i ate some cherry garcia and it reminded me of the days when i was listening to the trippy music of the grateful dead
by Eric Arthur Blair December 8, 2004
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Punching Jerry Garcia in the Nose.

A reference to hard Female Masturbation, which may refer to the act with or without an orgasm accompaniment. Also see, Flicking the Bean, or Diddle the Skittle.
When Carl came home early, he accidentally interrupted his girl franticly punching Jerry Garcia in the nose.
by Kars March 24, 2008
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Brandon Garcia

A Brandon Garcia is a mexican who plays soccer, has a mohawk, he can be crazy but only around his family anywhere else he is shy and doesn't let loose. Brandon Garcia's have anger issues and get mad really easily, they can be overprotected as well.
If he looks white but is mexican he's a Brandon Garcia
by Lyynnn January 22, 2012
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