Action, pointing your elbow at someone whilst making a patronizing mmm noise. Felching is an offensive gesture and is used to mock someone.
The definition of feltching is to patronize,mock and tease someone. Eg that bloke is a bully, hes a real felcher.
I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.
I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.
by Longee October 6, 2016
Get the Feltching mug.Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.
by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004
Get the fenching mug.Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.
by charlie March 18, 2005
Get the hamster feltching mug.1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
by DrWho August 21, 2004
Get the feltching mug.Noun (Funish):
1. one to three bottles of liquor necessary or useful for fun.
Verb (Funish-ing, Funish-ed):
1. the act of buying a large expenditure of alcohol and bringing it to a party.
1. one to three bottles of liquor necessary or useful for fun.
Verb (Funish-ing, Funish-ed):
1. the act of buying a large expenditure of alcohol and bringing it to a party.
by GoldenStar April 27, 2010
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Get the Fetching Midget mug.When individuals coordinate the preparation and delivery of one another's lunch. Can be as simple or as complex as participants agree to. Intended to inspire accountability, responsibility, community. Benefits may include experiencing gratitude, respect, trust, grace and the fostering or social interaction. Additional factors may impact health, budget and personal satisfaction as both a "provider" and a "recipient"
My frunching buddy is the best, we enjoy having our lunch made for one another then enjoying them together.
My kids have been frunching with friends and learning about responsibility, accountability and communication.
My wife and I find frunching a simple way to be part of each other's day knowing that lunch was made by someone who loves me
My kids have been frunching with friends and learning about responsibility, accountability and communication.
My wife and I find frunching a simple way to be part of each other's day knowing that lunch was made by someone who loves me
by Shmutz June 6, 2018
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