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Boof Funnel

A funnel similar to that used in the automotive industry which is placed inside the anus to assist in the intake of larger quantities of powdered drugs.....at a Disco Biscuit concert.
John bent Heather over and inserted the boof funnel into her anus
by highass March 20, 2010
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santa fe funnel cake

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.
I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.
by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013
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Funnel Vision

A medical condition characterized by crossed eyes, nausea, uncontrollable growth of ass-hair, and in severe cases, projectile vomiting, uncontrolled diarrhea and a persistent vegetative state. It is caused by overexposure to the Blue Funnel video.

It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.

The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"

Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"

Private: "Should I call the medics?"

Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
by TehMaestro February 9, 2008
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more funner

Basically- funnest > more funner > funner > fun.
It is slightly above funner, but not quite funnest
Miyagi: That was the funnest ride ever!
Wazula: I think it was just a fun ride.
Ace(me): IDK guys it was definitely more funner, but not perfect.
by Ace8904 January 30, 2008
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funnel squirt

similar to a Hot Fart. A fart where a little extra sauce comes out in your underwear.

When you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid crap all over one of your friends.
After eating a large cheese-steak and cheese fries, Brian pushed too hard and funnel squirted in his pants.

I can't believe Tony funnel squirted all over Brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.
by mpod September 7, 2006
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bum funnel

The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.
whilst absolutely leathered and trying to be funny, "lets do a bum funnel!"
by dave & mike June 28, 2008
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funne monkee

one of the greatest lyrical arts of human history
a dude: "funne monkee"
a dude 2: "you are now CEO of CEO"
by whyamibrowsingthissite October 15, 2020
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