nani the fuck

The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.

Bob: "We must commence this battle by vigorously shaking our booty"
Tom: "Nani the fuck?"

by zeroloveforanyofyou November 6, 2017

pink fuck

A drink introduced in Ash Vs Evil Dead. According to Ash's recipe, the drink is made using vodka, strawberry liqueur, grenadine, lemonade, orange zest, and nutmeg. Also, it has a "shit ton of Ketamine" in it. The drink is so popular for being so strong that a few sips would get you wasted, that folks would come from the next towns over to try this legendary beverage.

Before Ashley J Williams became famous for killing Deadites, he and his buddy Chet were famous for their legendary beverage, Pink Fuck, found ONLY in Elk Grove, Michigan.

by KrispyDymond May 3, 2018

Jam Fuck

The Jam fuck is a sex position where the man is laying down, somewhat like reverse cow, but the woman is not on her shins, rather she is on her feet. Works well for people with curved up dicks, like James English.

Ok baby, let’s get into Jam fuck position

by Isaiah Miranda April 3, 2021

Lap Fuck

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and rides his cock

Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!

by SlopNChop October 20, 2016

fuck it we ball

when you’re tired of life being shitty so you just stop giving a shit

Kevin: Yo you wanna go do some stupid shit
Mark: I mean life has been shit lately so “fuck it we ball”

by KnotKt March 8, 2021

What the fuck did i just watch

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

by zycone August 8, 2019

fuck the government

The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.

Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

Me, on the above: Fuck the government.

by fuck the state October 30, 2007