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fuckamajigger

1) An unknown, unusual or otherwise obtuse object used in sexual intercourse.
2) A word substituted for "penis" when a person is too high/ buzzed/ stoned/orgasmically blissful/ hit-about-the-head-as-a-child/ drunk, or otherwise mentally hindered, to remember the word "penis."
3) obscene variation of the word "thingamajigger"
4) a large windmill
5) an Irish step dancer who is eminently fuckable
6) word for a means to jump-start sex (for those of us too lazy for the word 'aphrodisiac')
7) another excuse to say "fuck" in one way or another
1) Person 1: "That...uhm...the fuckamajigger."
Person 2: "Sybian machine? Dildo? Vibrator?"
Person 1: "One of those."
2) Guy: "My uh...kicked me in my fuckamajigger. The thing I fuck with, that I use to fuck, that I put in the-"
Other Guy: "What have you been smoking and why have you not shared with me?"
3) "You know the think with the little whirly bits that smells like toast? The red one? You know, the fuckamajigger!"
4) "Damn that thing is huge! What a fuckamajigger."
5) "He starts up that Irish jig and I just wanna have 'im fuck me senseless."
"Hmm, I love a good fuckamajigger"
6) "I heard that dark chocolate is kind of a jump-start fuckamajigger."
7) "Fuck the fuckin' fuckers' fuckamajigger!"
by Spork_damage May 7, 2007
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Fuckatist

A individual that sides with no religion or anti-religion and just says fuck it all because it is easier than picking sides. They simply have their own beliefs and stick to them.
When asked what religion he was joe said he was a fuckatist because it was easier than picking sides and causing drama among his friends about religion.
by zeldafan678 November 22, 2009
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fucktaki mushroom

When some accidently use the word "shit" when they wish not to, they might add "taki mushroom" so it is as if they were not swearing at all. This method may also be used for the word "fuck".
One day I accidentally started to say "what the fuck" in maff class when informed of a homework assignment. I knew this would not fly. Thinking quickly I added "taki mushroom" to the end. The day was saved. No one suspects me of being a potty mouff. The teacher, coincidentally, is actually quite fond of fucktaki mushrooms in her spring rolls. Oh fucktaki mushroom! I misspelled "mouth".
by a man from norf america April 10, 2008
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fucktabulous

something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex
god damn that starburst was fucktabulous
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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Fuckita

Fuckita as in "fuck", with a -ita added. Pronounced "fuh-KEE-tah"

Used as a substitute for fuck.

When saying this around people who will get on your case for talking dirty, you usually hope to disguise the fact that you're swearing.

Which is lame.

Just do it.
Whut the fuckita?!
by Another Disposable Teen November 29, 2010
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fuckantastic

Derived from adjuncting the suffix -antastic (as in fantastic) to a well know word.

Means 100 times better than fantastic.
Yo man got fuckantastic news!
by serial_strat January 27, 2007
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fuckstatic

feeling absolutely frigging fucking ecstatic about something.
I was absolutely fuckstatic when i found out that i haven't failed my maths test.
by willowwallow June 18, 2011
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