fruit bat

Fruit bat: noun:

1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.

2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.

1.

A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.

2.

A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.

by bpepps April 13, 2011

fruit bat

a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Fruit bat

When a young man cuts his hand before he masturbates to recreate the feeling of popping a cherry.

I fruit batted this morning to that virgin sara. It reminded me of our future first time.

by The Commodores December 10, 2012

fruitbasket

Nickname for an extremely girly, but not necessarily gay man.

OR

Your gay crush/best friend.

Garret: OMG! Check it out! **flashes his clear, manicured fingernails**
Rachel: Man, you are SUCH a fruitbasket!
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Me: **squeezes a gay guy** You are my sweet little fruitbasket!

by BeezyBarnes November 23, 2010

fruitbax

A norn irish term used to describe a member of the gay community

"he's a wee fruitbax so he is "

by ceelad September 10, 2008

fruitbasket

a basket of fruit. Includes apples, bananas, or tomatoes.

i have a lovely hunky dory fruitbasket.

by eh JANINE NEALLY!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2005

fruitbasket

(n). A gathering of two or more flamboyantly homosexual males.

It was difficult for us to enter the Gucci store as there was a large fruitbasket obstructing the entrance.

by K. Casey May 19, 2006