Fraud Guarantee

A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.

Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

fraud bible

A book dedicated as a guide for all criminal activity. Things how to make drugs, how to steal, how to card online, how to print money, and much more. Can be found on the deep web for prices from free to a hundred dollars

1. I just bought the fraud bible online for only 20 bucks. What a great price!
2. The fraud bible taught me how to steal a car.

by Hurricane474 April 18, 2020

Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud: A fucking asshole who said asshole-stuff like girls envy boys for having a penis and everyone wants to fuck his own mother. Also he was a heavy drug user, and no one liked him. Someone stole his brain after his death and proofed that he was a psychopath himself and tried to cover it up by inventing psychological theories that were so absurd and stupid that noone would believe in psychology. He also said it is important to murder children.

Someone: Finally, Sigmund Freud is dead!
Someone else: I'm so glad! He was a burden to this world and his drug addiction was just out of control.

by thetruthspeaker1111 November 18, 2018

Freudian ears

An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.

Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.

by tikib March 1, 2011

Froad Man

A fake road man. Will typically have had a privileged upbringing yet wishes to act like a road man.

Chris is such a Froad Man. He roams the streets smoking weed and listening to Skepta on Spotify yet his dad is a lawyer and he lives in a big house. "Dad bruv, can I have a Gucci Hat for Christmas?"

by Jack Ast October 3, 2018

fraud market

A fraud market is a state of being royally fucked in the ass by the market.

Stock Market where retail investors true intentions to compound money from their savings instead it’s worse than a casino; and more addicting than a drug. Market makers will guarantee to take every crumb off your plate.. leave you broke and even homeless but you can’t stop gambling. News, media, and fake-out candles will make your positions look promising and market makers will make sure they make your option-contracts theta decay; move swiftly and inverse of your position.. better yet worthless. You will get fucked in the ass by this market.

MARK: /ES is gonna break 324 support; I’m gonna buy 315 puts.
JAKE: Me too! I’m going all in on my Robinhood account

Next day: Spy opens up 350

MARK: Okay Im gonna buy 360 calls instead.
JAKE: Yeah stonks always goes up

Next day: Market drops 340

Mark dumps his worthless calls the next day; as the market is dropping.. he panic sells and buys puts.. and it rallies hard eod. He's been fucked by the fraud market.

by MARKYMARK247 November 30, 2020

Cock Fraud

The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.

Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"

by Yateball April 3, 2010