A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.
One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.
by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019
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Having love towards your bros, whether it's a male or female. Instead of favoring the same sex or opposite sex, you favor the "bro" sex. It basically means you're awesome and you're probably into Dubstep.
You're telling me you aren't into guys and you aren't into girls specifically, you just love Dubstep? You must be a bromosexual, bro!
by Feralix December 27, 2011
Get the Bromosexual mug.Flomosexuals, or as its internationally and critically known in social media sites as Flomos, are repugnant, stupid, ignorant, and utterly biased fans of American boxing champ Floyd Mayweather Jr. They will defend to death any move Mayweather Jr. makes whether its boxing or non boxing related. They are locked in a perpetual, savage social media war against the Pactards, their bitter rivals and fan base of Mayweather's bitter boxing rival Manny Pacquiao.
Larry is so biased for floyd mayweather jr. im starting to think he's a flomosexual.
That guy is such a dumb flomo.
That guy is such a dumb flomo.
by Mr. S Archer March 27, 2015
Get the Flomosexual mug.The sexual preference that includes males, females, postboxs, atms, lakes, power sockets, bicycles, and street posts.
"Brohan is so bromosexual"
by P10 February 13, 2005
Get the bromosexual mug.a male whose personal style evokes a hobbit from the lord of the rings trilogy. may include, but not limited to: long or unkempt hair; scraggly or patchy facial hair; a relaxed disposition; having very close (but explicitly non-sexual) relationships with other males; frequently indulging in food, drink, and smoke.
"check my flow, i'm a lax bro. going out with my brohams for a sesh."
"you look very frodosexual to me."
"dude, you haven't cut your hair or showered."
"yeah, i'm going for that frodosexual vibe."
"you look very frodosexual to me."
"dude, you haven't cut your hair or showered."
"yeah, i'm going for that frodosexual vibe."
by lordspinky April 9, 2010
Get the frodosexual mug.A contraction of flaming and homosexual. A term used to describe dislike of something. Used similar to gay only stronger.
Wow, my computer's being flamosexual.
by AlEcyler December 11, 2003
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