friend 

Someone you haven't slept with yet.

John and I were friends...until I slept with him.

friend by gryphic April 29, 2009

Friend 

A person who gives you non-sexual pleasure to your satisfaction that has no actual reason to do so.

Tim: Wendy, we're just friends.

Wendy: We are just friends.

Friend by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2015

friend 

someone who isnt a dick

hey there... friend.

friend by trebored January 15, 2018

friend 

someone you shouldn't always trust most "friends" aren't really your friends they act like to know your business or to benefit from you its always a reason why someone becomes your friend and why they hang out with you because they either using you for attention or for others friends don't trust anyone you will know who your real "friends" are as time goes past.

are you friends with jasmin?... Yea..... Oh she was talking about you.

friend by GETTTTTMONEYYYYYY$$ March 28, 2019

friend 

something you dont have

I wish I had a friend...

friend by Robo-Cracker March 25, 2020

friend 

noun, the menstruation

This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.

When the friend goes away, I'll give it night and day.

friend by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Friend 

That guy who can act like an ass and a week later you both are at the bar together. That guy who can see you at your worst and tomorrow you'll be shooting hoops with him. That's a friend.

Friend 1: Go to hell you ass.

a week later

Friend 2: i'll take a scotch

Friend 1: Jack

Friend by shortkite24 March 19, 2010