French

A sad sad language. Called the language of love but in reality is is the language of sadness. Everyone who takes French class knows this, French is hard to learn and makes you very sad. Every day I am pursicuted for liking French. All the kids who take Spanish verbally attack me IN SPANISH and I cannot take it anymore. I’m just so sad all the time because I want to speak French but not have to learn it you know. I cannot handle the Spanish kids bullying me and the French teacher asking me how to say “Can I go to the bathroom” in French every time I need to piss. So yah.... FRENCH IS A SAD SAD LAUNGUGE

Me: Hi I take French
Spanish kid: te odio y quiero que mueras
Me: What does that mean? Haha
Spanish kid: Maybe you should take Spanish perra estúpida

by DeepFreidOkra April 11, 2019

French

When you wanna sound fancy you use French words

Entre vous

The mansion had a je ne sais quoi quality to it

I had la ice cream for dinner

French

by frabrizio December 17, 2017

French

The language of the prostitute

Prostitute my French

by Pikajuan March 15, 2018

French

THe worst language ever

the entire french language builds up to these two words and disaapoints: Mulu ballu

by Ball_dont_lie May 30, 2021

French

To ask for free food, or to basically snake anything:- from dinner to a bedroom.

"Oh man, Tom totally frenched that sandwich"

by Paul O Donughue May 05, 2009

French

The favored replacement word for using "gay" when you mean dumb, silly, quirky, etc.

Last Year: "You sleep with your socks on?! That's so gay!"

This Year: "You sleep with your socks on?! That's so French!"

by Annie&John November 07, 2010

French

the act of taking acid, originated from a random french laugh picked up for a night

Damn those kids are mad french right now
were getting french tonight

by dumbfuck18 February 12, 2008