The Freeway Blogger

A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.

The freeway blogger put up some signs the other day and no one cared.

by ScarletThePussy January 23, 2009

freelance photographer

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.

Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!

by Amandel December 28, 2006

The Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by ScarlettPussyman15 March 26, 2008

Freelancer

About the best thing Microsoft has ever done.
A really cool game with an excelent story and a massive fanbase.

Freelancer rocks, whoever disagree's will be shot

by Nehvrook August 4, 2005

Freelance Beboppin'

Poetry beyond translation

"Did you go to Anat Pick's performance last night? No? Man, the Freelance Beboppin' was off the hook!"

by Safari Man and the Russian January 22, 2009

Freeway Fellowship

A preliminary, mutually beneficial alliance that two non-acquainted motorists on the freeway hold when driving in the same direction late at night to ease one another, just incase one happens to get in an accident, usually happens when there is a thick fog as well

"I was comming home from GasLamp in San Diego heading north on the 215 freeway and the only other car was a Mitsubishi Lancer right infront of me, we held a Freeway Fellowship because it was so foggy. After I got off my exit, I sure hope that stranger made it home okay."

by Gingabreadman186(db.) January 28, 2010

Freelanding

Verb - (Present Participle): 1. To wander around on foot with no particular destination, with the ultimate the goal of discovering something new. 2. To walk an exceptionally long distance regardless of ability to drive, fly, etc. 3. To trust the universe.

OB was freelanding around town and ended up saving a family of Asians from a burning building.

by OctavioNight November 27, 2011