freebird

A term commonly shouted by concert patrons in an attempt to mock the band's ability to play their own music. This is usually done in conjunction with lighting a cigarette ligher and holding it over your head and/or creating the devil-horns gesture with your hand.

Crowd: "Freebird!"
Band: "Piss Off Wankers!"

by gutmoburb June 21, 2006

freezing the monkey

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

freedickulous

Completely and utterly ridiculous; pertaining to mostly actions and statements that deserve a pause before anything can be said in reference to the said action or statement.

Do the Robot (Roboot) by J. Navarro featuring D. Goodson is the most freedickulous song I've ever heard.

by Chicago Rock City? February 9, 2009

freebit

A short but audible one-note passing of gas (fart)

When I walked in my manager's office, I heard her let a freebit, but she never even paused or cracked a smile.

by ShelteRN January 1, 2012

Freeflapping

The female equivalent of freeballing. Wearing no underwear.

James: Did you get your underwear off of my floor before you left?

Amy: No, I couldn't find them, so I'm freeflapping.

by bitcheslovebenbruce January 9, 2012

Freetimer

Someone over the age of 30 without children, who routinely travels or engages in hobbies and pastimes difficult for parents to manage. Freetimers are similar to DINKs, but instead of focusing on income, the emphasis is on the added flexibility of being childless. Freetimers can also be single.

Nate had no trouble scheduling a weeklong backpacking trip in Yosemite because he is a Freetimer.

by xTHx September 6, 2015