Fatma

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has these brown beautiful eyes that will make you fall in love with her. She is funny and very kind. She will always stand up for you no matter what. She is always happy even though she is not. Her past relationship has not been the greatest but she will soon find the one. She will be back with an A or an S.

Boy 1: Fatma is so beautiful
Boy 2: I know, she is so kind to

I wish i had a Fatma in my life. She is just amazing!

by anonymous_81 January 30, 2022

fartma gandhi

Someone who tries to end hatred and promote world peace by passing extremely potent gas.

Well done fartma gandhi, the world is at peace but it sure is stinky

by dickie_bird August 24, 2008

fatmath

Fatmath is the mental calculation one must do of the relative obesity of everyone in the room before you mention (even in passing) your weight loss plans or act disgusted with your recent weight gain.

Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.

Rosencrantz: We were all eating birthday cake, and I said "Man, I must have gained 5 pounds this summer, I need to go on a diet" and then some 180 pound woman comes out of nowhere and stabs me directly in the face!

Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.

by calojan June 27, 2010

Fartma Gandhi

Someone who attempts to resolve conflicts and promote world peace by passing extremely potent gas.

Bill and Ted are having a very heated argument that is about to erupt in to a fight. Before it gets out of hand David sees an opening and jumps in the middle to lets an award winning fart. The fart is so smelly that Bill and Ted are simply forced to walk away. David is now considered fartma gandhi.

by yoyomah! October 8, 2008

Flatmare

A handy typo that can be used to indicate the true hell that is the other people you may voluntarily or otherwise be forced into sharing accommodation with.

Dave - I'm having a right flatmare at the moment
Phil - Yeah i know, i saw him licking your cheese

by TSLewis July 13, 2011

Fatma

A girl who has a cute face and voice. She may not look like it but she's a gamer. She can be crazy at times...well actually...all the time. Loves piggy back rides. Has a crush on someone who's name starts with an A. First impression: Innocent. Never gets in trouble. Teacher's pet. Can be thick and dumb at times. But can be epicly smart when needed.

Fatma is so uncool but awesome.

by CaptainTeaTime May 21, 2011

fartmosphere

A collection of farticles released into an area upon flatulating.

I totally just walked into your fartmosphere.

by Steve Day May 22, 2008