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Fruitation

What stupid people say instead of fruition to sound smart, trying to impress a large group of people in a meeting.
Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"

Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"
by 5578 November 12, 2009
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venetian fountain

when, after giving a blow job, one spits the semen back into the guy's face
Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."
by CB1703 March 3, 2009
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Troy Fountain

A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.
Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.
by westlakehand September 13, 2011
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fountain

Verb.

To consume a beverage from a bottle or carton by pouring it in your mouth without touching the opening with your lips. Usually done to prevent the spread of germs or undesired backwash.
Friend 1: Yo, I'm thirsty. Can I have some of your Mountain Dew?

Friend 2: Yeah but you better fountain it. I don't need to be drinkin' your spit.
by JackalopeJess January 27, 2013
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fountain of Florence

The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.
I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
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Fountain Head

When an orthodox-Jewish man ejaculates into a bitty's mouth, after which she spits the cum into her vagina, thereby avoiding the Biblical prohibition of wasting sperm and making a blowjob possible.
Joel: Dude, this bitch gave me a sick Fountain Head last night. At first I remembered, "Oh no my seed!" Then I was like, "oh yeah, we're good bitch."
by Shayna Goldblow December 15, 2011
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Milk Fountain

A shock site that features an Asian woman being laid while she is shitted on and milk is squirted on her from the anuses of other women.
Bill: Would you like a glass of milk Miles?

Miles: Not after seeing Milk Fountain
by Emogaz July 24, 2011
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