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blood forward

horny randy ready to shag being in a condition of having an erect penis
Hey, honey! I'm blood forward and ready to go!
by FatJimmy June 3, 2018
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screwed it forward

Also: Screw it forward.

It's where a task is done half-assed without regard for the next person who comes along who is going to be totally screwed. A play on the Pay-It-Forward slogan.

Example: you buy a house and find that the previous owner installed a toilet with no shutoff valve, saving them $2.00 and a little bit of labor, but you come along after the fact and are now totally screwed by their actions if the toilet overflows and you need to shut it off.

You can also be the one to screw it forward. Example, on the last day of your job before quitting, your boss tells you to finish cleaning out some files but you just shove them back into the filing cabinet because you won't be there on Monday. So you smile and tell the boss "OK, sure" but you say to yourself, "yeah whatever...well I'm not going to be here anymore, so I'm just gonna SCREW IT FORWARD to the next person and they can deal with it...cuz I'm outta here!"

(Can also say fuck it forward or fucked it forward, as in: "Those guys fucked it forward pretty bad for the rest of us who have to clean up this mess...").
That guy is a half-ass motherf*cker...he just screwed it forward to the next guy by not installing the right equipment to save himself the trouble.
by rsburritt December 9, 2008
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flash forward

When a character in a movie, book, or T.V. show travels back in time and then has flash backs that take place in the future.
I just had a flash forward that I was still in the terminator prisoner camp.
by 314 February 28, 2008
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wipe forward

When a human's girth prohibits them from reaching their butthole using the tried and true "around the back" method, they are instead forced to, first acknowledge their depravity and lack of humanity, second, reach backward between their legs and wipe away the shit using a "hook up" motion, leaving a secret skidmark. a female may experience messiness around the labia, usually leading to yeast infections and herpes. Males get shit all over the rear of their testicles See:Sack-o-berries.
Dude I went down on this fat bitch at the Team Hancock party. And a horrid odor reached my nose long before it hit her clit. I found the source of this to be a Secret Skidmark left behind by a wipe forward. I should have know because she was pushing three hundred, she probally made the switch around 180 so there was a browning of the sknin. I lost all Drive to Dive and left.
WE at Team Hancock believe this is foul act is responsible for the fat people musk......don't tell me you don't know what i'm talkin about
by Team Hancock December 26, 2005
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tuck-it-forward

To show some "balls" or to show that you have courage during a time of stress, anxiety, or pressure. It is derived from doing the opposite of tucking ones balls and shaft back behind his own thighs to simulate a mangina.
Pat slugged a beer, took a shot and approached the girl that he had his eye on all night. The booze were just what he needed to be able to tuck-it-forward.
by The Man Mulcahey July 29, 2009
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Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.
(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.
by D. Y. Vetz March 14, 2021
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Jake Forward

Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018
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