Mitt-flopping

Taking both sides, and or flipping sides constantly to meet your audiences needs.

Mitt Romney is a professional Mitt-flopper, he will take both sides of any topic. He is good at Mitt-flopping.

by Random Characters: wefhweuih March 15, 2012

Fappin it

masturbating vigorously, usually to Spankwire
and between WoW raids

Ok, its 7:28 and the raid doesn't start 'till 7:30 so
I'll be fappin it for 2 minutes Brb

by Deathblooms April 27, 2008

flip-flopping

1) Something politicians or political groups do. They agree with something then later disagree with it, then later agree with it again an unspecified amount of times.

2) Something members of the opposite sex do. They flirt with you then ignore you, as if they are flip-flopping about whether they like you or not.

1) The Greens are often flip-flopping on many issues, eg illegal drugs. They said they would legalise them, now they say they will not.

2) "Man, that guy is a flip-flopper of the highest degree. He asked me out on Friday and on Monday he told me he was getting back with his ex."

by choochoobear April 22, 2006

brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"

<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING

by nalita June 30, 2008

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Fopping

Fopping is just another word of Fucking. Since people take an offense to "fucking" it is then when fopping is the way to go.

1: "This is fucking delicious!"
2: "Languague please!"
1: "Oh i am sorry....."
1: "This is fopping delicious!!!"
2: "....."

by Hoxxie September 5, 2020

Floppin Bro

When the adjective floppin is used to describe bro it refers to him having a large penis that he enjoys to flop out of his pants. This is done to make those around him uncomfortable and to show he has a much larger penis than you.

Dude if I see that Floppin Bro's dick one more time I'm going to kick his ass.

by Monster D September 11, 2009