by Joe Strain February 3, 2006
Get the Footmen Frenzy mug.1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."
by Mason (Tornado) October 30, 2008
Get the Footpenis mug.Guy: Yo man check that bitch up there she looks hot.
..a few seconds later..
Other Guy: Ahhh fuck no dude she aint hot.
Guy: Bitch was a 20 footer dawg.
Other Guy: Yeaa wooordd.
..a few seconds later..
Other Guy: Ahhh fuck no dude she aint hot.
Guy: Bitch was a 20 footer dawg.
Other Guy: Yeaa wooordd.
by Chase P August 17, 2006
Get the 20 footer mug.A girl that looks really fuckin good about ten feet away but when she gets in eye distance you just want to make up something to get away
See that chick walkin towards us?
Yea DUDE she is fuckin bomb?
(girl walks by)
Dude that chick was a ten footer
Agreed
Yea DUDE she is fuckin bomb?
(girl walks by)
Dude that chick was a ten footer
Agreed
by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009
Get the A Ten Footer mug.by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008
Get the flat-footed mug.ROSS: Damn, I didn't know Dirk Nowitzki was a 90% free throw shooter. Isn't he a footer?
PABLO: Yeah, man, he's so long he can almost reach the basket from the free throw line.
PABLO: Yeah, man, he's so long he can almost reach the basket from the free throw line.
by Jibjibjib March 7, 2012
Get the footer mug.by The DS Master May 10, 2005
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